A parent once told me I should write a book with quotes from conversations I have with the children.
A book? No. A blog post? Sure!
Child (after starting the banana slicing work): "What do I need to do next? I forget."
Teacher: "After serving your friends, you eat yourself."
Child: "You mean...like...my skin?"
Teacher: "Wow, that's a pretty bad cough you have there."
Child: "No, it's ok, I'm not sick. I just have a cough, sore throat, and a fever. My mom told me to pretend I'm fine."
Teacher: "Why aren't you wearing your new hat? It's very cold outside today."
Child: "It's a hat that looks like a cat. I look absolutely ridiculous."